Hey guys this is the page where you learn good "yo momma jokes", so that if you get in a verbal fight with some kid, you'll send him crying home. This stuff is made up from me, a couple websites, and maybe even you......

-Yo Mama has touched more knobs then the gas man

-Yo Mama's so loose it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway

-Yo Mama's so fat that when God said "let there be light" he told your momma to move her fat ass out of the way

-Yo Mama's so skinny she has to wipe her ass with dental floss

-Yo Mama's so greasy that she has to use baccon as a bandaid

-Yo mama's so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued!

-Yo mama's so fat she's got her own area code!

-Yo mama's so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen!

-Yo mama's so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

-Yo mama's so fat she uses entire trees to pick her teeth!

-Yo mama's so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles!

-Yo mama's so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl!

-Yo mama's so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"!

-Yo mama's so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!

-Yo mama's so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks!

-Yo mama's so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Car!

-Yo mama's so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

-Yo mama's so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!

-Yo mama's so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

-Yo mama's so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!

-Yo mama's so fat that her senior pictures had to be aerial views!

-Yo mama's so fat she's on both sides of the family!

-Yo mama's so fat every time she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!

-Yo mama's so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

-Yo mama's so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!

-Yo mama's so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.

-Yo mama's so fat she sets off car alarms when she runs!

-Yo mama's so fat she cant reach her back pocket!

-Yo momma's so fat she needs a VCR for a pager

-Yo Momma so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs

-Your mama's so fat that her belly button makes an echo

-Yo momma's so fat her cerial bowl comes with a lifeguard

-Yo momma so fat when she walks past window we lose four days of sun light

-Yo momma's so fat she had to get baptised at sea world

-Your momma's so fat when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep tryin to get back up again

-Your mammas so fat and stupid, when it was raining she used the freeway for a slip and slide

-Yo momma is so fat when she goes to a restaurant she has to be greased in and out of the boothes

-Yo mamma's so fat she was attacked by japenese mlitary, they thought she was godzillas wife.

-Yo mamma's so fat when she went on school feild trips the school had to raise fund to feed her.

-Your momma's so fat she makes free willy look like a goldfish

-Yo mama is so fat when I layed back on her stomach I rolled twice and I was still in the middle

-Your momma's so dumb she thought the computer screen saver was a TV

-Your momma's so dumb that when she jumped out of a window she went up

-Your momma's so dumb she got hit by a parked car

-Your momma's so dumb she heard someone say it was chilli outside so she ran and grabbed a bowl

-Your momma's so dumb she thought a telephone was a phone for the T.V

-Your momma's so dumb she thinks a quarterback is a refund

-Your momma's so dumb she tried to kill herself by jumping out of the basement window

-Your momma's so dumb the computer said press any key to continue and she was looking for the any key

-Your momma's so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

-Your momma's so dumb it took her an hour to make minute rice

-Your momma's so dumb she stayed up all night studying for her blood test

-Your momma's so dumb I caught her staring at a piece of paper. She sait it was Pay-Per View

-Your momma's so dumb when your dad suggested doggy style she went out the back and started to lick her balls

-Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn

-I asked your momma "what's for lunch" ...She opened up her legs and said tuna surprise

-I asked your momma "what's for lunch" ...She opened up her legs and said crabs

-Your momma's like a gun, two cocks and she's loaded!

-Your momma's like a vaccum cleaner ... She sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.

-Yo Mama's like a mosquito, you have to slap her to get her to stop sucking

-Yo Mama's like a fast food retaurant, she takes orders from the front and the back

-Yo Mama's teeth are so spaced out it looks like her tongue is in jail

-Your Momma is like Burger King "Have it Your Way"

-Yo Mama's glasses are so thick she looks at a map and sees people waving.

-Your Momma's so ugly, she stuck her head out the window and the police arrested her for indecent exposure!

-Your Momma's so poor, I walked through her front door and tripped out her back gate!

-Your Momma's so fat, she has to wear two watches because she lives in two different time zones!

-Your Momma's so whorish, she works more corners than every prostitute combined!

-Your Momma's so poor, your father has to pimp her just so they can afford toothpaste!

-Your Momma's like a brick, flat on two sides and gets laid by construction workers!

-Your Momma's pubes are bigger than Macy Grey's hair!